I totally love WINA’s phrasing in this story:
City Police say two 17-year old boys experienced stab wounds at around 7:45 p.m. in the 800 block of Orangedale Avenue. One teen had a stab wound in his neck, and the other was cut in the torso area.
They “experienced stab wounds.” We find out in the next sentence that they experienced them firsthand, having received them on their own personal bodies in order to better experience them with more clositude.
I’m not trying to pick on you, WINA. This was just my first laugh of the day and I wanted to share.