Monthly Archive for April, 2001

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DMB Fans Invade

DMB fans have invaded Charlottesville for today’s show. The Mall and the UVa Corner are overrun; DMB bumper stickers abound. I, part of the problem, led over 100 people on (free) tours of the Downtown Mall. Several folks from the press attended. This can only lead to much embarassment for me. Traffic is pretty bad, and Miller’s t-shirts abound. The show starts in a few hours and then things should go back to normal. Anybody have any amusing stories of encounters with DMB fans?

Stalking Celebrities

Two Cavalier Daily writers have documented how to make local celebrities feel uncomfortable in several easy steps. Following their simple directions, you, too, can make Dave Matthews Band feel uncomfortable in their own home town. I think I’m going to go hurl bananas at John Grisham.

Paula Johnson Settles

Paula Johnson, mother of one of the babies in the famous 1995 UVa baby-switch, has reached a settlement with the state. The settlement is valued at $2.3M, $475,000 of which goes to Paula Johnson. The remainder will go to her (non-biological) daughter, who will receive a series of payments until she turns 30. This settlement comes just one day before the Virginia Supreme Court was to rule on her $31M lawsuit against UVa. According to WVIR, she’s continuing with her lawsuit against the manufacturers of the bracelets that the babies were wearing. Maria Sanminiatelli, formerly (?) of the Progress, has the story from the AP.

Not Ready for Sperry Commitment

What with the debate over the Sperry property, cvillenews.com regular Jackson Landers has written a timely piece on the topic. This is the very first article in our new satire section (note the icon), a category to which Jack is likely to be providing a good bit of material. Read on.

Dear Big Development Company,

I’ve really appreciated and enjoyed the time that we’ve spent together. You’ve made me feel special in a way that no out of town developer has since Lee Danielson blew into town.

I know that you’re looking for a real commitment. You’re not going to be happy until you know that you can move right into that old Sperry Marine property. To spread your wings and build a multiplex theater, a hotel and some day even have a cluster of big box stores that we can call our own. I want those things too, but I’m just not ready.

When Sperry Marine left town, it left a big hole in my life. My head may be downtown, but my heart will always be on route 29, right across from the Post Office and kind of near Chi-Chi’s and Marshalls. That traffic light has been green for no one for a long time now. But I’m just not ready to move into a new relationship.

I don’t know if it’s just fear of commitment, fear of getting hurt again. You know how it is. You go through all the months of zoning and bulldozing and permits. Then the next thing you know, that special someone runs off and ‘merges’ with some high-tech corporate bimbo and it’s over.

So I’m sorry, Big Development. I’m just not ready to commit to this. I’ve been hurt too many times. All I can tell you is to remember that there are other fish in the sea. Try Northern Virginia.

Sincerely,
Charlottesville City Council

Foxfield on Saturday

The Foxfield Races are next Saturday out towards Free Union. Admission is $20, parking is $15. A tip for you UVa students: Don’t miss out on the horses. They’re the big furry animals running in circles.

This story was updated 04/19/01 at 1:49pm. It originally indicated that Foxfield was “this Saturday” instead of “next Saturday.”

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