Camp Jeep Rolls Into Town

In case it’s not totally obvious (based on the hundreds of Jeeps with out-of-state license plates trying to figure out how the hell to drive across the Mall), Camp Jeep is in session. Through Saturday, bajillions of Jeep owners will descend on Nelson county and do Jeepy kind of things that their asphault-loving vehicles normally don’t get to experience. Be nice and give directions to these folks. They come to town, spend money, and leave. We love them.

Wal-Mart in Louisa

WINA has a scoop: Wal-Mart will build a huge distribution center in Louisa County, just of Route 64, within the next two years. It will employ 600 people. The official announcement is expected this afternoon.

First-Years Need to be Put in Their Place

Writes Jeff Eisenberg in the CavDaily, “You’re the new guys, so that makes you inferior… You are inferior because you are more stupider than upperclassmen in the same way that women are more stupider than men.” He proceeds to explain why it is that first year students are generally lesser humans than upperclassman; it’s pretty funny. I put this in the satire category, but one can never be certain.

Tar Truck Overturns in Nelson

A Richmond man was driving a tanker loaded with 5,473 gallons of tar through Nelson yesterday when the truck overturned. Nearly all of the tar spilled out, pouring into a house’s front yard and covering a two-year-old dog with the hot, sticky substance. The animal was put to sleep at a nearby animal hospital a short time later. State police closed the road, and will not be able to remove the tar until it dries. They have accused the driver of speeding, but charges have not yet been filed. The house’s property damage is estimated at $15,000.

Honor Committee Finds Cheater Guilty

The UVa Honor Committee has found the first of the 122 accused cheaters guilty. The students were charged with cheating after Professor Louis Bloomfield analyzed their term papers and discovered that many of them had been copied from others. 30 investigations have been completed, with 20 cases dropped and 9 destined for trial. The rest of the cases will be investigated over the summer. The Cavalier Daily has the full story.

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