First-Years Need to be Put in Their Place

Writes Jeff Eisenberg in the CavDaily, “You’re the new guys, so that makes you inferior… You are inferior because you are more stupider than upperclassmen in the same way that women are more stupider than men.” He proceeds to explain why it is that first year students are generally lesser humans than upperclassman; it’s pretty funny. I put this in the satire category, but one can never be certain.