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Rolling Stones to Play Scott Stadium?

It appears that the Rolling Stones will be playing at Scott Stadium this summer. In today’s Progress, John Yellig writes that three UVa sources have confirmed that the “major announcement” that Musictoday has planned for Tuesday will be that the news will be that the legendary rock band will be playing in town. Presumably, proper confirmation and details will be available in a few days.

Wanna be on the C’ville School Board?

Because I sure don’t.

City Council is now accepting applications for the three positions up for renewal on the board come June 30, James Fernald writes in today’s Daily Progress. Applications are due by May 19.

Two people have already applied for a position. The first is the 45-year-old David Randle, a UVa graduate and marketing consultant, who would like to move away from centralized curricula and management and “get things back from track.” The second — oh, God, I love this — is Kenneth Jackson, past and current City Council candidate, a man with a stabbing problem, but he’s apparently put that behind him now in favor of service on the school board or, possibly, Council, presumably depending on which pans out.

My advice to applicants? Watch your back. The competition is…er…cut-throat.

PVCC Announces Cool Stuff, WiFi

Piedmont Virginia Community College adopted a new strategic plan on Wednesday, which includes all kinds of great uses of a $1.67M federal grant for purposes of student retention and preparing students for college work, but the totally rad bit is their plan to offer high-speed wireless internet access throughout both of their buildings this summer. After a year and a half of always-on WiFi across the Virginia Tech campus, it was a real bummer to find that I had no access in any of my classes at PVCC this semester.

WiFi+Google=better classroom learning experience.

Bob Gibson has the story in today’s Progress.

Ham Caldwell Has Died

74-year-old one-man Democratic revolution Ham Caldwell died of cancer on Monday, John Yellig reports in the Progress. I got to know Ham when working on Al Weed’s congressional campaign, for which Ham also volunteered extensively. A slow-talking bear of a man with a fantastic drawl and a remarkable wit, Ham was best known to Charlottesvillians for his regular letters to the Daily Progress on political matters.

His last missive before his death, written during the Terry Schiavo case last month, addressed a topic closer to home than perhaps readers were aware. It’s classic — and top-form — Ham Caldwell:

If I find myself in a state similar to the poor woman in Florida and if Senator “Pinhead Ricky” in any way interferes with my wife, Kathleen, in meeting the mutual obligations of our marriage or harasses her in any fashion, I make this solemn promise: I will make every effort to find and tap an here-to-fore unknown source of physical power somewhere beneath my sub-consciousness state.

If I succeed, I will briefly shuck off my comatose state, rise with focused intensity, and rip out “Pinhead Ricky’s” soft pink lungs and eat them. This vow also extends to “Spit-Cup George” Allen who is Santorum’s political running buddy and sadly his intellectual peer. Also throw in Lassie look-alike, Virgil Goode who is automatically spring-loaded to the politically sleazy position. Nothing is really bad enough for opportunistic dreck, like these people, who exploit an issue like this for political gain. I wish that I could express this more strongly.

The bone deep hypocrisy of Republicans is shamefully shown as they howl about the moral values of the sacred institution of marriage between a man and a woman. Then they blithely vote to negate a basic mutual obligation of marriage. If Republicans do not trust their marital partners to make a final hard decision that is an inherent in marriage, they should immediately sue for divorce.

Ham A. Caldwell Jr.

They just don’t make ’em like that anymore.

Hollymead Town Center Stores Announced

The list of tenants that will be in the new Hollymead Town Center (note that there is not, in fact, a town of Hollymead) has been announced by the shopping center’s developers, reports David Hendrick in the Progress:

The Target and Harris Teeter are tentatively scheduled to open in late July and on Aug. 17, respectively.

Other ventures making their initial foray into the local market are the pet-centric supermarket PetsMart, Chevy Chase Bank, and the restaurants Bonefish Grill, Sakura Japanese Steakhouse & Sushi Bar and TGI Friday’s.

Familiar names expanding into the complex include Starbucks, Gamestop, Bubbles Salon and Spa, Hair Cuttery, Wells Fargo Financial and Nextel.

Remember, kids: shop local.

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