Well, we’ve figured out exactly who is getting coal in his stocking for last week’s Salvation Army robbery: the purported victim. Stephanie Satchell reports for CBS-19 that Lawrence Egnor has been charged with embezzlement and making a false report to police after allegedly faking a robbery on his first day on the job as a bell-ringer. Three others—his accomplices—were also charged in the case. Since less than $200 was stolen in total, that’s a take of about $50/person for this sad little caper.
Betcha there’s more dollars in this than IQ.
Betcha he does not get community service this time…
If my family was hungry, and I needed to steal some bread, I’m not 100% sure I’d steal from the Salvation Army. Do these guys have hungry mouths to feed, or just an alcohol addiction?
I’d like to ring his bell!