You go to a war in Greene County and you just know a fight is going to break out. To be fair, the Union commander called the Confederate commander a “knave.” Them’s fightin’ words. #
You go to a war in Greene County and you just know a fight is going to break out. To be fair, the Union commander called the Confederate commander a “knave.” Them’s fightin’ words. #
I could not believe this was a newsworthy story, let alone front page headline material. I swear I was reading an April Fools Day joke, especially the line about the “knave.”
This is surely fodder for a mockumentary.
The Onion turned it down as absurdist.
I think it already is a mockumentary.
Knave? Why, you, sir, are are a poltroon and a scoundrel.
Are you sure this isn’t a local media partnership between the HooK’s Alan Smithee and the Daily Progress?