Cows on the Loose

The Progress has a great article today about runaway livestock up 29, near Fashion Square. An anonymous user tells us it’s “about two escaped cows and the fate they met. To quote one of the interviewees from the story, ‘Cows ain’t dumb. Cows are smart.'” Take two irritated cows, several hours, heavy traffic, a tranquilizer gun, some police, and what do you get? Apparently, about 1,050 pounds of beef.

4 thoughts on “Cows on the Loose”

  1. The Progress says they were “headed to market,” whatever that means. I assume that nobody would buy these cows just to have some cows, so surely they would have been killed within little time.

    You know, since I know so much about cattle. :)

  2. Any cow so praticed in the art of camouflage deserves a decent home (at least better than McDonald’s).

    Out of curiosity, why is there is no link to the story?

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