The Progress reports that Raymond Winkler of Bumpass has plead guilty to 15 counts of breaking and entering. He’s accused of 50 burglaries in Fluvanna, Louisa, Orange, and other less-relevant counties. I don’t actually care about this story — I just wanted a chance to have the name “Bumpass” in a headline. Isn’t it hysterical that we’ve got a town named “Bumpass?” Bumpass, Bumpass, Bumpass. OK, I’ll never do this again, I promise.
heh, heh. that was cool. you said bumpass.
It’s not so funny the next morning, but I bet it will be funny in a couple of hours. What I think is funny is that they pronounce it bump-iss. C’mon! It’s plainly bump-ass! I don’t know who they think they’re fooling. I’d love to find out the history of that town’s name.
-Waldo
Oh no, honey, that’s “bum-PAHS.”
Janis Jaquith
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Oh brother, indeed,
You called my county less-relevant… Now we must arm rassel.
Saddletramp
I live in Bumpass. The town’s history? I don’t know… Sir Bumpass maybe? Though our area’s name is pronounced Bump-iss I usually tell people I live in Bump-ass… its worth a laugh or two. But maybe I should stop telling people I live in Bump-ass. it doesn’t sound so good when i think it over. hmmm… well, nice to see Bumpass in the news anyway.
-Jacob Wolf