In Brief Ralph Leon Jackson Has a Tiny Penis April 30, 2010 Waldo Jaquith 3 Comments The Twinkie Defense: The accused parkway shooter says the pills he’s taking to enlarge his tiny penis made him do it.
3 thoughts on “Ralph Leon Jackson Has a Tiny Penis”
As much as I enjoyed it, that headline could get you sued …
The facts in the story do not back it up. Just because Jackson was taking “male enhancement pills” does not mean he has a tiny penis. He may, in fact, have a large one that he wanted to make still larger.
It might serve him well in the place where he most likely will be spending the rest of his days …
In the US anyone can be sued for anything, but you will not lose a suit for that headline.
More likely a judge given the paperwork would refuse to go forward with such a case, especially in Virginia where there must be a plausible financial damage claim.
I prefer the headline “Ralph Leon Jackson is a peckerhead.”
I’m willing to take that chance. :)
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