The Twinkie Defense: The accused parkway shooter says the pills he’s taking to enlarge his tiny penis made him do it. #
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Police announced this afternoon that their investigation into what was initially believed to be a fatal fire on Rugby Avenue is now a homicide investigation. #
The Virginia Supreme Court has denied George Huguely’s appeal. His second-degree murder conviction will stand, WRIC reports. #
In a carefully worded story, and not citing specific sources, WTVR reports that forensic evidence belonging to Jesse Matthew Jr., the main suspect in the disappearance of Hannah Graham, matches forensic evidence collected during the investigation of Morgan Harrington’s 2009 murder. #
In the wake of Hannah Graham’s disappearance, and the evidence that came from private security footage, city officials are revisiting the question of installing security cameras on the downtown mall. #
Both Charlottesville Registrar Sheri Iachetta and former Electoral Board member Stephanie Commander have turned themselves in to the police on
foursix and four felony counts of embezzlement, respectively. #Ten years ago, the National Institutes of Health budget doubled and schools like the University of Virginia built massive new research facilities. A decade later, those buildings remain largely underutilized. NPR visits UVA in this story on the effect of federal binge and spurge spending in the sciences. #
In 2012, Council approved a new student housing complex on West Main—now some council members are questioning whether what they were shown matches what was built. #
The Architectural Review Board has approved a bike-themed mural on West Market, below the McGuffey Art Center, although at least one member expressed concerns that it might look like the bicyclists were riding away from Charlottesville’s downtown. #
City Police Chief Tim Longo is meeting with city leaders to work on protocols regarding the use of military surplus police weapons in Charlottesville. #
A 100-year-old Colonnades resident received military honors for her service in the WWII Women’s Army Corps #
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As much as I enjoyed it, that headline could get you sued …
The facts in the story do not back it up. Just because Jackson was taking “male enhancement pills” does not mean he has a tiny penis. He may, in fact, have a large one that he wanted to make still larger.
It might serve him well in the place where he most likely will be spending the rest of his days …
In the US anyone can be sued for anything, but you will not lose a suit for that headline.
More likely a judge given the paperwork would refuse to go forward with such a case, especially in Virginia where there must be a plausible financial damage claim.
I prefer the headline “Ralph Leon Jackson is a peckerhead.”
I’m willing to take that chance. :)