See if you can follow this one. Remember the baby switch at UVa in 1998? Well, it just got weirder. Carlton Conley, the biological father of Rebecca Chittum, is marrying the aunt (Pam Chittum) of the other swapped child, Callie Conley. Which means that his (adoptive) daughter is also his niece…or, no, that his biological daughter is his… Hmm. Well, suffice to say, these two little girls will one day do very well on Geraldo. The AP has the story.