Miss March, a comedy about a guy who wakes up from a coma to discover his high school girlfriend has become a Playboy model, is receiving the harshest reviews given any movie in this young year, and some of the worst of this rapidly aging decade. Over at the review aggregator Metacritic, the film— written and directed by and starring two members of the comedy troupe The Whitest Kids U’ Know—has a cumulative score of 10 out of a possible 100. It’s received no positive notices and its highest rating, a 30, comes from the New York Times’ Rachel Saltz, whose most quotable line—”The problem with Miss March is it isn’t very funny”—probably won’t end up on many posters. In a less restrained review, Salon’s Stephanie Zacharek calls it “the biggest pile of crap I’ve seen in ages.” (The A.V. Club’s own Nathan Rabin’s, who gave the film a “D,” lands on the high end of the critical spectrum.) That score places it at 22 on Metacritic’s all-time-worst-list, higher than Battlefield Earth but tied with Whipped (the worst film this writer has seen as a professional critic.)
Police announced this afternoon that their investigation into what was initially believed to be a fatal fire on Rugby Avenue is now a homicide investigation. #
The Virginia Supreme Court has denied George Huguely’s appeal. His second-degree murder conviction will stand, WRIC reports. #
In a carefully worded story, and not citing specific sources, WTVR reports that forensic evidence belonging to Jesse Matthew Jr., the main suspect in the disappearance of Hannah Graham, matches forensic evidence collected during the investigation of Morgan Harrington’s 2009 murder. #
Both Charlottesville Registrar Sheri Iachetta and former Electoral Board member Stephanie Commander have turned themselves in to the police on four six and four felony counts of embezzlement, respectively. #
Ten years ago, the National Institutes of Health budget doubled and schools like the University of Virginia built massive new research facilities. A decade later, those buildings remain largely underutilized. NPR visits UVA in this story on the effect of federal binge and spurge spending in the sciences. #
The Architectural Review Board has approved a bike-themed mural on West Market, below the McGuffey Art Center, although at least one member expressed concerns that it might look like the bicyclists were riding away from Charlottesville’s downtown. #
It appears he also co-wrote and co-directed it.
Also, from The Onion’s AV Club:
Miss March, a comedy about a guy who wakes up from a coma to discover his high school girlfriend has become a Playboy model, is receiving the harshest reviews given any movie in this young year, and some of the worst of this rapidly aging decade. Over at the review aggregator Metacritic, the film— written and directed by and starring two members of the comedy troupe The Whitest Kids U’ Know—has a cumulative score of 10 out of a possible 100. It’s received no positive notices and its highest rating, a 30, comes from the New York Times’ Rachel Saltz, whose most quotable line—”The problem with Miss March is it isn’t very funny”—probably won’t end up on many posters. In a less restrained review, Salon’s Stephanie Zacharek calls it “the biggest pile of crap I’ve seen in ages.” (The A.V. Club’s own Nathan Rabin’s, who gave the film a “D,” lands on the high end of the critical spectrum.) That score places it at 22 on Metacritic’s all-time-worst-list, higher than Battlefield Earth but tied with Whipped (the worst film this writer has seen as a professional critic.)
http://www.avclub.com/articles/miss-march-currently-the-most-critically-reviled-f,25082/