The call came out around 9:30 PM for a pedestrian struck in the 1200 block of East Market Street. When officers arrived they found a 30-year-old Charlottesville resident suffering from severe lacerations to the leg. […] Eyewitnesses tell police the man was walking down the middle of the road with headphones on while dancing around. The car struck him sending him onto the car, over the windshield, and onto the ground.
That’s a pretty good way to go about it, if you’re looking to try.
Looks like we have our first nominee for the Charlottesville “Darwin Award.”